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digitalzero : 2010-01-25 17:11:37
short sentance story making!!! FUN!




One day there was a
galadriel : 2010-01-25 17:22:04
whore named Abort
Williams : 2010-01-25 18:03:26
Who was as drunk as
DragonKing : 2010-01-25 18:06:14
ND player after crashing into 1:1 she
smallfry : 2010-01-25 19:04:04
went home to masterbate and..
flashy : 2010-01-25 19:15:51
cover herself in custard
DragonKing : 2010-01-25 19:22:25
she sat in the custard and thought oh i am a tart
bull : 2010-01-25 19:24:07
Back in the day I used to love tarts.......
smallfry : 2010-01-25 19:28:09
and now i just like sluts but...
DragonKing : 2010-01-25 19:34:19
i would never say no to some pussy
ABORT : 2010-01-25 20:07:50
especially a pussy like galadriel who
sonic : 2010-01-25 20:14:49
is not as big a pussy as
DragonKing : 2010-01-25 20:17:37
cardianal who is sat at home reading
smallfry : 2010-01-25 20:17:41
kublai as his pussy as taken some damage
steinmetz : 2010-01-25 20:23:38
but it was worth all the assraping for the ferrari. Freestyler used
galadriel : 2010-01-25 20:48:24
is enlarged cunt to
excal : 2010-01-25 20:49:11
his right hand, while his daughter Linda
steinmetz : 2010-01-25 20:54:04
was madly in love with SteInMetz
excal : 2010-01-25 21:00:13
So Steinmetz put on his viking helmet and
DragonKing : 2010-01-25 21:08:24
went to find himself a nice young lad to
ABORT : 2010-01-25 21:10:44
penetrate MoonFlower with
DragonKing : 2010-01-25 21:12:47
a large daisy auto complained
steinmetz : 2010-01-25 21:14:15
about the japanese slaughtering the whales, but to no avail
ABORT : 2010-01-25 21:22:35
the bird has remained the word. Why
DragonKing : 2010-01-25 22:01:01
are not all women naked
flashy : 2010-01-25 22:12:42
when dragonking would gladly pay
bobthe : 2010-01-25 22:14:30
C-C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER!!
damo8 : 2010-01-25 22:50:24
To which a horny Aries replied
DragonKing : 2010-01-25 22:54:40
i need dragonking now
steinmetz : 2010-01-25 23:39:24
to clean my car
mykool : 2010-01-25 23:47:57
coz he sucks in the
ABORT : 2010-01-25 23:49:24
heterosexuality department.
sonic : 2010-01-26 00:07:20
meanwhile Catwoman was busy
galadriel : 2010-01-26 00:15:02
taking care of her cleaning duties
DragonKing : 2010-01-26 00:17:28
cleaning up the mess from the orgy she
smallfry : 2010-01-26 00:54:08
had when aries constipation was cleared with a
galadriel : 2010-01-26 00:55:48
pill.
LottieStar : 2010-01-26 01:00:55
i wana b in the story :(
ABORT : 2010-01-26 01:20:38
so lottiestar joined the story:
DragonKing : 2010-01-26 01:24:37
lottiestar wanders around in a daze wondering
LottieStar : 2010-01-26 01:36:26
and lottie brought out her baby oil and asked which guy wud like to get oiled up first ;)
digitalzero : 2010-01-26 02:04:04
Just then, out of nowhere a
DragonKing : 2010-01-26 02:06:21
huge inflatable chicken sailed passed going
LottieStar : 2010-01-26 03:16:48
free cock follow me
LottieStar : 2010-01-26 03:16:50
free cock follow me
DragonKing : 2010-01-26 03:17:56
this caused a massive rush of people chasing after the cock to
smallfry : 2010-01-26 03:30:17
suck it lick it and fuck it
DragonKing : 2010-01-26 03:32:27
smallfry was the first inline want it more than anybody
ABORT : 2010-01-26 04:40:53
he shoved DK onto the bed and sucked it licked it and fucked it then
steinmetz : 2010-01-26 07:32:19
then the inflatable chicken ruptured. Everybody was
sonic : 2010-01-26 09:45:22
calling for harv to fix it but
steinmetz : 2010-01-26 09:54:20
harv just referred to the "How to get technical support" thread.
digitalzero : 2010-01-26 13:12:15
But there was no time for that so
DragonKing : 2010-01-26 13:24:38
Steinmetzz got really drunk and decided to make out with
steinmetz : 2010-01-26 13:26:49
Linda and Marinho. At the same time.
sonic : 2010-01-26 13:53:07
but when he woke up it turned out to be
DragonKing : 2010-01-26 13:58:10
he was making out with smallfrys ass
galadriel : 2010-01-26 15:23:51
And Dragonking's pussy although
smallfry : 2010-01-26 15:41:05
dragonking's pussy had hair on the inside
digitalzero : 2010-01-26 15:44:15
with nasty big pointy teeth.
digitalzero : 2010-01-26 15:44:43
Recap:

One day there was a whore named Abort who was drunk as an ND player after crashing into 1:1. She went home to masturbate and covered herself in custard. She sat in the custard and thought, "Oh I am a tart." "Back in the day I used to love tarts and now I just like sluts but I would never say no to some pussy, especially a pussy like galadriel who is not as big a pussy as kublai, as his pussy has taken some damage but it was worth all the assraping for the ferrari."

Freestyler used is enlarged cunt to his right hand, while his daughter Linda was madly in love with SteInMetz. So SteInMetz put on his viking helmet and went to find himself a nice young lad to penetrate MoonFlower with a large daisy. Auto complained about the japanese slaughtering the whales, but to no avail the bird has remained the word. Why are not all women naked when DragonKing would gladly pay. "C-C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER!!" to which a horny Aries replied, "I need dragonking now to clean my car because he sucks in the heterosexuality department.

Meanwhile Catwoman was busy taking care of her cleaning duties, cleaning up the mess from the orgy she had when Aries constipation was cleared with a pill. "I wana b in the story :(," so LottieStar joined the story. LottieStar wanders around in a daze wondering and Lottie brought out her baby oil and asked, "Which guy would like to get oiled up first!."

Just then, out of nowhere a huge inflatable chicken sailed past going, "Free cock, follow me." This caused a massive rush of people chasing after the cock to suck it, lick it and fuck it. Smallfry was the first inline, want it more than anybody. He shoved DK onto the bed and sucked it, licked it and fucked it then the inflatable chicken ruptured. Everybody was calling for Harv to fix it but harv just referred to the "How to get technical support" thread. But there was no time for that, so SteInMetz got really drunk and decided to make out with Linda and Marinho. At the same time. But when he woke up, it turned out to be he was making out with smallfrys ass and DragonKings pussy, although dragonkings pussy had hair on the inside with nasty big pointy teeth.
galadriel : 2010-01-26 16:47:11
After taking a bath
sonic : 2010-01-26 16:48:49
in
LottieStar : 2010-01-26 17:02:17
everyone reflected on there sexual antics
ABORT : 2010-01-26 17:07:41
which is a strange thing to be bathing in. Anyways
digitalzero : 2010-01-26 17:09:35
the mean looking pussy said to Stein,
ABORT : 2010-01-26 17:13:02
"Whatchu talkin bout willis?" Stein replied,
galadriel : 2010-01-26 17:24:36
"Ur lazy dutch ass". Willi wasn't happy and
smallfry : 2010-01-26 17:37:07
cut of his cock and put it down his throat to suffocate himself from the misjustice.
steinmetz : 2010-01-26 17:49:51
but by a freak-accident, he swallowed it and shat it out. Basicly buttfucking himself
galadriel : 2010-01-26 18:08:24
due to his cock coming out of his ass. However, Kally and Moonflower were there
smallfry : 2010-01-26 18:19:42
and they rimmed him and ended up with a facial
steinmetz : 2010-01-26 18:21:06
that looked like 2girls1cup
galadriel : 2010-01-26 18:40:37
not the one found here of course but
digitalzero : 2010-01-26 18:40:54
in a diarrhea fiasco dinner, which led too...
galadriel : 2010-01-26 18:47:07
tammy and Catwoman doing a nice tatoo. Digita wasn't
ABORT : 2010-01-26 19:08:53
a virgin anymore! The whole world rejoiced in
DragonKing : 2010-01-26 19:14:49
for they had thought nobdoy would degrade themselves enough to sleep with him but the hadnt counted on
ABORT : 2010-01-26 19:23:57
the irony of small_fry having a small_penis. So
DragonKing : 2010-01-26 19:48:54
smallfry was also a vrigin until he and DZ fucked after which
ABORT : 2010-01-26 20:43:59
the world slowly stopped spinning. How could
DragonKing : 2010-01-26 20:54:31
anybody understand the love between a man and his
ABORT : 2010-01-26 20:59:59
precious
digitalzero : 2010-01-26 21:01:51
little
DragonKing : 2010-01-26 21:06:34
sheep
ABORT : 2010-01-26 21:06:47
babysitter, whose breasts are so firm and ass so fine that
LottieStar : 2010-01-26 21:07:43
his cock didnt perform :(
DragonKing : 2010-01-26 21:08:47
for he was only truly intreste in sheep
ABORT : 2010-01-26 21:34:06
. Meanwhile, Catwoman said:
galadriel : 2010-01-26 21:36:55
"Ei what about me? I am all sexed up with all these orgies around me and I ain't getting". So she goes and calls for
DragonKing : 2010-01-26 21:43:17
every man in ND to strip naked so she can do a penis mesauring contest
galadriel : 2010-01-26 21:44:36
and Galadriel wins that contest so
DragonKing : 2010-01-26 22:57:27
indeed galadriel is judged to have the biggest tool in ND a massive 14 after an op to increase it 13
galadriel : 2010-01-26 23:04:17
kilometers
Amon : 2010-01-26 23:34:30
stop fucking spamming my goddamn unread mails count.
digitalzero : 2010-01-27 00:11:48
Amon said as he
galadriel : 2010-01-27 00:13:21
tried a self-blowjob. When damo8 came back she
sonic : 2010-01-27 07:17:04
could almost reach it, but
DragonKing : 2010-01-27 07:22:00
had to use a maginfing glass to
digitalzero : 2010-01-27 14:20:39
make it sneeze and
galadriel : 2010-01-27 15:18:20
shove the glass up sonic's tight ass, and boy did he
DragonKing : 2010-01-27 15:29:14
scream in pleasure as balor fluffed him
ABORT : 2010-01-27 15:57:00
and whispered sweet nothings and read Wordsworth to his unconscious body. Meanwhile,
steinmetz : 2010-01-27 15:58:44
in Scotland there
ABORT : 2010-01-27 16:16:53
are two
flashy : 2010-01-27 16:21:11
smack heads who are hungry for short cake and
DragonKing : 2010-01-27 16:21:30
Mad c0ws jacked up on drugs who
galadriel : 2010-01-27 17:02:04
were sold by
smallfry : 2010-01-27 18:56:20
tits mcgee, who is a local slapped who would even lower herself to
galadriel : 2010-01-27 19:03:22
jump on small_fry's ass along
DragonKing : 2010-01-27 19:19:15
the river bank while
ABORT : 2010-01-27 20:48:24
contemplating wizardry and witchcraft only to
digitalzero : 2010-01-28 01:55:35
discover that this
smallfry : 2010-01-28 01:59:44
is complete bullshit and now thinks david blain is a tosspot.
DragonKing : 2010-01-28 02:28:28
so decides he needs to corner david in the
grape : 2010-01-28 03:18:31
grapes
digitalzero : 2010-01-29 14:41:27
One day there was a whore named Abort who was drunk as an ND player after crashing into 1:1. She went home to masturbate and covered herself in custard. She sat in the custard and thought, "Oh I am a tart." "Back in the day I used to love tarts and now I just like sluts but I would never say no to some pussy, especially a pussy like galadriel who is not as big a pussy as kublai, as his pussy has taken some damage but it was worth all the assraping for the ferrari."

Freestyler used is enlarged cunt to his right hand, while his daughter Linda was madly in love with SteInMetz. So SteInMetz put on his viking helmet and went to find himself a nice young lad to penetrate MoonFlower with a large daisy. Auto complained about the japanese slaughtering the whales, but to no avail the bird has remained the word. Why are not all women naked when DragonKing would gladly pay. "C-C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER!!" to which a horny Aries replied, "I need dragonking now to clean my car because he sucks in the heterosexuality department.

Meanwhile Catwoman was busy taking care of her cleaning duties, cleaning up the mess from the orgy she had when Aries constipation was cleared with a pill. "I wana b in the story :(," so LottieStar joined the story. LottieStar wanders around in a daze wondering and Lottie brought out her baby oil and asked, "Which guy would like to get oiled up first!."

Just then, out of nowhere a huge inflatable chicken sailed past going, "Free cock, follow me." This caused a massive rush of people chasing after the cock to suck it, lick it and fuck it. Smallfry was the first inline, want it more than anybody. He shoved DK onto the bed and sucked it, licked it and fucked it then the inflatable chicken ruptured. Everybody was calling for Harv to fix it but harv just referred to the "How to get technical support" thread. But there was no time for that, so SteInMetz got really drunk and decided to make out with Linda and Marinho. At the same time. But when he woke up, it turned out to be he was making out with smallfrys ass and DragonKings pussy, although dragonkings pussy had hair on the inside with nasty big pointy teeth.

AFter taking a bath in everyone reflected on there sexual antics, which is a strange things to be bathing in. Anyways the mean looking pussy said to Stein, "Whatchu talkin bout willis?" Stein replied, "Ur lazy dutch ass." Willi wasn't happy and cut off his cock and put it down his throat to suffocate himself from the misjustice, but by a freak-accident, he swallowed it and shat it out, basically buttfucking himself due to his cock coming out of his ass. However, Kally and Moonflower were there and they rimmed him and ended up with a facial that looked like 2girls1cup, not the one found here of course but in a diarrhea fiasco dinner, which led too tammy and Catwoman doing a nice tatoo. Digita wasnt a virgin anymore! The whole world rejoiced in for they had thought nobody would degrade themselves enough to sleep with him but the hand counted on the irony of small_fry having a small_penis. So smallfry was also a virgin until he and DZ fucked after which the world slowly stopped spinning. How could anybody understand the love between a man and his precious little sheep babyhsitter, whose breasts are so firm and ass so fine that his cock didn't perform :( for he was only truly interested in sheep.

Meanwhile, Catwoman said: "Ei what about me? I am all sexed up with all these orgies around me and I ain't getting." So she goes and calls for every man in ND to strip naked so she can do a penis measuring contest and Galadriel wins that contest so indeed, galadriel is judged to have the biggest tool in ND, a massive 14 after an op to increase it 13 kilometers. "Stop fucking spamming my goddamn unread mails count," Amon said as he tried a self-blowjob. When damo8 came back, she could almost reach it, but had to use a magnifying glass to make it sneeze and shove the glass up soni'cs tight ass, and boy did he scream in pleasure as balor fluffed him and whispered sweet nothings and read Wordsworth to his unconscious body.

Meanwhile in Scotland there are two smack heads who are hungry for short cake and Mad c0ws jacked up on drugs who were sold by Tits McGee, who is a local slapped who would even lower herself to jump on small_fry's ass alnog the river bank while contemplating wizardy and witchcraft only to discover that this is complete bullshit and now thinks david blain is a tosspot... ...so he decideds he needs to corner david in the grapes.

THE END! thank you all
steinmetz : 2010-01-29 15:01:28
If you laugh you loose
smallfry : 2010-01-29 15:34:29
at this story we have made..
ABORT : 2010-01-29 16:30:49
If you misspell lose, you lose.
galadriel : 2010-01-29 16:34:27
I guess Stein prefers them loose.
I think tight is better