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Iceland volcano jokes / one liners

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ua1 : 2010-04-20 12:49:52
Come on share them

In this UK election I’m
voting for the Icelandic
volcano party, as its
done more to stop immigration
in the last 5 days than Labour
has in 13 years!
ua1 : 2010-04-20 12:55:09
Title = Iceland volcanic ash jokes / one liners

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Williams : 2010-04-20 13:21:21
I think it’s too soon to make jokes about the Icelandic volcano…we should at least wait until the dust settles.
tsunde : 2010-04-20 13:28:20
The islandic govement called to UK and asked if they had received enough ash now.... The UK ppl think for a seconds then reply: You fuckheads we wanted our CASH back, not ash...
Speedy-J : 2010-04-20 13:39:48
if i hear another fucking volcanoe joke... i'll erupt!
tezuro : 2010-04-20 14:19:08
roflmao
grape : 2010-04-21 04:40:20
ICESAVE: So safe it can't even be reached by plane
sonic : 2010-04-21 09:02:49
The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe.
tsunde : 2010-04-21 13:38:05
Lol, good one Sonic
grape : 2010-04-21 16:46:47
-Latest update on the Pokemon Iceland league-

We are regretfully sorry to announce that top contender Mr Ash Catchem was blown into the atmosphere by his favourite Charisard.
Catwoman : 2010-04-23 09:55:30
haha
ony : 2010-04-23 19:56:38
Actually there was no volcano in Island... Chuck Norris was doing a barbeque.
grape : 2010-04-23 21:26:51
lol wtf I dont get it but mentioning Chuck Norris makes anything funny.
Catwoman : 2010-04-23 23:46:25
haha yeah
gota love chuck
blackdog : 2010-05-24 21:33:48
What's the difference between Eyjafjallajökull and Sheryl Cole?

The volcano's still blowing ash.
grape : 2010-05-24 21:36:20
Did you hear about Iceland's failed attempt to gain legendary Atlantis status?