Come on share them

In this UK election I’m
voting for the Icelandic
volcano party, as its
done more to stop immigration
in the last 5 days than Labour
has in 13 years!

Title = Iceland volcanic ash jokes / one liners

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I think it’s too soon to make jokes about the Icelandic volcano…we should at least wait until the dust settles.

The islandic govement called to UK and asked if they had received enough ash now.... The UK ppl think for a seconds then reply: You fuckheads we wanted our CASH back, not ash...

if i hear another fucking volcanoe joke... i'll erupt!

roflmao

ICESAVE: So safe it can't even be reached by plane

The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe.

Lol, good one Sonic

-Latest update on the Pokemon Iceland league-

We are regretfully sorry to announce that top contender Mr Ash Catchem was blown into the atmosphere by his favourite Charisard.

haha

Actually there was no volcano in Island... Chuck Norris was doing a barbeque.

lol wtf I dont get it but mentioning Chuck Norris makes anything funny.

haha yeah
gota love chuck

What's the difference between Eyjafjallajökull and Sheryl Cole?

The volcano's still blowing ash.

Did you hear about Iceland's failed attempt to gain legendary Atlantis status?