Sooo I've decided to spread the wealth of great knowledge that I have and learn you all a few things or two.

1st lesson.
Lets face it some time having sex for five min or (dare I say) longer can be exhausting, both mental and physical. So in order to ensure the quick satisfaction of both you and your partner ... turn that numbing condom inside out. This will get you off in amazing speeds and leave her feeling numb and fully satisfied. Other positives, the spermicidal fluid its now all up in that junk ... pretty much making bastard children a thing of the past (theoretically) ...

and that was today life lesson from Maniac

Lol nice one :P

this is sheer genius...

yeah it came to me one day when the numbing sensation was too much ... so i was like woa fuck this.

2nd Lesson

Everyone who is anyone knows that you can quickly dry socks in the microwave .... however if one was to mix socks often ... and didnt know that one sock was polyurethane or some other non cotton non sense ... he might not be ready for the mass amounts of smoke that will follow ... and its not a good smoke ... you cant get rid of it, it is horrid.

So KNOW your socks!!! Or dont live in a barracks where people like to shut off dryers cause apparently its funny for people to have wet socks.

I fucking hate practical jokes. They're malicious and plain fucking mean.

Petro's thoughts on socks. DOn't have room mates then.

3rd Lesson

Public toilets ...

Ok if you learn nothing else from me .... learn this ... ALWAYS wipe down the toilet ... then the placement of said TP is crucial ... always place it (and enough) in proper drop ranges ... what does this do you may ask? well it prevents disgusting 'splashes' and cuts down on the toilet transfered STDs we all know so well.

4th lesson

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

nuff said

lol