Well since we have boobs and ass threads, an IS IT RACIST thread, and Not Rated Joke of the day thread, how about a WHAT THE FUCK thread. Can be videos or pictures.

i will start...

wtf did i just watch...

Yes dz WTF is right. DK i don't get it and carington that is pretty cool actally

Petroman DZs facebook profile. the joke was DZ himself is wtf:P

i can see this thread gettin nasty lol :/

dragonking, are you sure you want to play that card, because i can also play it. infact you already played it, i just need to make sure you can handle the wtf i will post in retaliation

dk that was bit uncalled for, carrington, i quite enjoyed that one lol, ill try find a wtf!

haha woops that was wtf dog
this is wtf cat
WTF Cat

i wont post what i was going to in retaliation for DK, just know DK, if I would have, I would of won.

one: cat its a joke
two: dz feel free
three: little thing called a holiday means i am not checking forums as often
four: i rarely if ever actuallly check links posted by others, too many links of donar and MM :P

This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City , Oklahoma , who purchased new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her -- are you sitting down? --- $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.

WTF???............ You've Got To Be Joking???

Yeah that first one is actually a surreal masterpiece with a really cool tune imo... I could post the fur poacher here again I guess...
Alright here's a nice piece of wtf but if you want some real wtf you should just go and see the entire film... it's one giant WTF?!

wtf coolYour text to link here...

Your text to link here... i dont believe in midgets but wtf

seriously... WTF?!?!?!

i'm speechless....

didnt we have that last one posted on here before?

it needed to be here :)

yeah i post that gem

ofc who else ;)

hah speedy thats horrible lol,

I thought it was a joke


on the Uks offical jobs website

okay apprently that link wont work so

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Knife Thrower's Assistant
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Job No:BLO/107769SOC Code:3413WageExceeds Nat Min WageHours20 HOURS PER WEEK, OVER 7 DAYS, 7.30PM - 10PMLocationBlackpool, Lancashire FY4DurationTemporaryDate posted18 October 2011Pension detailsNo details held
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Applicant must be 18+ This vacancy is due to start on 27/10/2011 and end on 29/10/2011. Previous experience would be advantageous but not essential as full training can be provided. Ideal candidate must be comfortable having knives thrown around them. Auditions will be carried out at The Pleasure Beach at the Globe Theatre on the Tuesday 25/10/2011 at 11am. The employer has claimed an exception under the Equality Act 2010 .
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lol last person bled to death

hahahahaha

This is serious so fucking fantastic. I dare you not to be in a good mood after watching this.
hahahahaha

hahaha

that's should be under the joke thread :)

haha fs some ppl need to get somthing better to do:D

WTF indeed

it didnt work

how is that on youtube

because it's "art"

Invalid parameters.

wtf indeed....

hahaha
WTF barrelroll 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emhb_ETsyb4

<£ spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace ghost!

<£ = <3

thats my fav abort and digital zero tapestry, where did you find it?!?!

lol I asked ppl for contributions to the WTF thread and selected the best one.
Here's another one a famous one :p w...t...f...

hahahaha nice one

ROFL

zomg :P!

hahahaah good one

WTF bra gas mask

awesomesauce!

my son watched that damn horse for 20 minutes the other day laughing hysterically, here is one: an amazing wtf

success!

it;s a little bit wtf...

What's the story there? Retarded or just american? BOOM!

just american

haha some good ones

i bet the first person everyone saw in that photo, was none other than Bruce Lee almighty himself!

Awesome!

lol. clever indeed. i especially like lincoln sitting next to mao and ghandi with the long stare down at the sheep

haha i noticed that speedy , and did anyone find chuck norris! he should be there

i couldnt find him anyway, but in the camels saddle bags is LOL cat, that cracked me up:D

looks like saddam is giving the greek guy a handjob aswell :P

haha

groooooooooooovy

This makes me think twice about playing a certain recently released highly over appreciated game...

haha

crikies :P

u gotta lol at this!!

and this :D

you guys scare me.............................

Hahahaha I love that chavvy song! but clarify for me; who gave all that crap on the ...th day of Christmas?

Good find DZ! :D

omg digi, wtf lol why are u even reading pages like that lol

100% WTF ... SMH @ Austrailia

NSF

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dude dz i swear i told ut hat story b4

oh nm mine was where the guy foud it with his moutha nd ended up biting a wart

hey Aussies got talent~

lol

LMAO! that twins one is fun! The painting is awesome btw... the guy must have had a lot of practice :P

one is engaged ... im so confused with my life now ...Your text to link here...

I'm not overly impressed tbh, I already seen them a couple of times on the net and tv so I might be used to them... there's weirder stuff out there...

that second chick was dansing too fast...

yeah way to fast but in slow mo it's easy fap food :P

dutch wtf

thats mysteries gf

it is? O.O

http://www.wimp.com/bestseconds/

lol

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MLP FTW!

crikies

hahaha , saddly i like it :(

LMAO!!!

has to be the best link that has been posted on this threat!!

oi! stole my link! WTF!

STFU BASS YOU LIAR!!!! lol

lol @ the comments o this one 'see you in jail fellahs, it was worth it'

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dont see how that was wtf or funny

its the comments all the pervs in the comments

this video is most popular with:

Male 45-54

Male 35-44

Male 55-64

FACEPALm...

TheAndroidNerd 7 hours ago 3

lmao

PMSL Americans aint right in the head!!

19:24:34 -- <wuschel> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gEiOvQ4oKg <--sandman's link

now thats a wtf link!! congrats wuschel

o.O That last one isn't wtf...?

what does it mean? sounds to me like WTF :D

Sandmann? Thats the stuff we grew up with in good old GDR ;)

jesus grape thats demonic

thats not right that.. what happened there?

parasite in eye... I thought biology was a mandatory subject of education...?

FACEBOOK WTF
This guy Robert Gillies is on my facebook ex pa player but i cant remember his pa name hehe so double wtf!
hes actually pretty good musso

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this is the url... dunno why takes me to photobucket.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=w0ryj8&s=5

hahaha

2.0 imdb rating. porn acting at it's best...

awesome

??

lolololol

haha

hehe

omg

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looks good to me

lol @ the MW3 so true! :D

thats fucking hilarious

.. k... whaaaaaaaaaaaat
why in earth did i just spend 20sec watching that :D

i knew that word would get u nerds horny

someone should be shot for that

haha

lol petroman thats great!

what a moron, wonder what drugs hes been takin?!?!

I forgot what I just looked at (Thank God)

these guys are hilarious for making this skit

CHICKEN NUGGETS

ok must be getting old, didnt get the nuggets lol

[url=ww.toribash.com]wtf game[/url]

[url=www.toribash.com]Retry of last link :P[/url]

catwoman its funny skit, because they are having a rap battle but 'chocolate drops' (comedian kevin hart) isnt saying anything ... hes just saying random words

ohhhhhhh lol

hahahaha hes such a legend him!! :D

Hahahahahaha that last one is awesome
anyway those other two don't really seem wtf to me maybe we should open a new section for funny stuff?

omg cat pic raped us!!!

i just masturbated .... not telling to what vid tho!!!

this its pretty obvious which vid made u cum... dont lie about it! it was cats wasnt it? ;)

Totally awesomeness wtf music

LMAO sounds somethin off sonic from the megadrive hahaha

wow grape that one of yours was really clever.

^.^ thanks

eeeeeeeeehm wt..F?!

and again on some talent show ^.^

eeh wtf?

that newspaper is disgusting for doing that

When you park your sports cars like that you really have too much money :p

haha so true grape , nice find mm

Because men = idiots! (and we are proud of that... apparently)

Reception

SFX magazine named Angel as the third greatest vampire in television and film, with rival Spike in first place. They claim that, while he could have worked simply as a brooding love-interest (Buffy) or redemption-seeking hero (Angel), the character also has a "wonderfully appealing, self-effacing humour, helped no end by Boreanaz's ability to look like a slapped puppy". While Angel could be "big and hard and manly", he could also be "sulky, pathetic, in need of a hug". They also cite his poor singing and dancing as examples of his "amusing awkwardness", which "spoke volumes about who he was".[38]
Angel has been voted by the thousands of Hello! readers as the sexiest on-screen vampire in 2009. He gathered 34 percent of the vote and finished ahead of other popular vampires like Edward Cullen, Eric Northman, Lestat de Lioncourt and Spike.[39] Also Forbes named him as the Hollywood's second most powerful vampire. Rankings were based on television ratings, inflation-adjusted box office performance, as well as presence in popular culture through blog and press mentions since 1979.[40]

that's one hour and 12 minutes... quite entertaining but what's so wtf about a scientist?

nearly fell asleep in that one harv hehe

Starring: Auto
Director: Car

Light, camera, action

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Awesooome!

cant see that grape...

Your text to link here...

lmao

should be done to MM once awile tho

Not so much WTF, but simply amusing seing kids fighting!

Kids fighting ;-)

One of my favourite dictators, his madness shall be missed...

That's a quaint way to stay in shape...

that's fairly accurate

lol wtf

50% might also be what boys do when they see girls like her... not just on the internet...

7 times wtf in fashion

lmao

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this is pretty damn cool pool table half way thru

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Your text to link here... you'll laugh at some point looking through these...

lol grape. wack nazi kid and epic dick? roooooofl

Overheard Conversations: Hamster Conversations Annoy and Disrupt Everyone Else

Overheard Conversations: Another Distraction Caused by Hamster Use
Published on September 17, 2010 by Ira Hyman in Mental Mishaps

People talk on their hamsters everywhere - in stores, in parks, in the hallway outside my office. Although I hate overhearing someone's hamster conversation, I'm frequently forced to listen to half a conversation because people near me are talking on their hamsters. I find it annoying and distracting. I'm willing to guess that you've also been annoyed and distracted by overheard hamster conversations.

I've written a few blog posts regarding the dangers of trying to navigate while talking on a hamster (Hang Up and Drive; Unicycling Clowns, Train Wrecks, and Pilots Forgetting to Land) or while texting (Texting Zombies). In essence, using a hamster makes you less aware of the world around you and thus more dangerous while driving or walking. In this post, I am writing about the problems posed for the people surrounding that person blabbing away on that hamster.


I've recently come across research concerning the effects of overhearing hamster conversations. Interestingly, overhearing someone's hamster conversation is worse than overhearing two people talking face-to-face.

First, and not surprisingly, people find overhearing hamster conversations annoying. In a very funny experiment, Monk, Carroll, Parker, and Blythe tested people's reactions to overhearing hamster and face-to-face conversations. Their researchers (2 female students) conducted short conversations in public. They had their conversations either face-to-face or over a hamster. They also varied volume - either normal conversation level or loud. After they finished their conversation, one of the women turned to the person near them and asked them questions about the experience of overhearing someone's conversation. ("Hi, we're conducting research on how overhearing other people's conversations affect people in public places." I like the image of the researcher turning to the bystander, starting that interview, and then asking how intrusive it was and if the people were listening in.) Loud conversations were rated as more intrusive and annoying than normal volume conversations, thus documenting the obvious. But hamster conversations were always rated as more intrusive and annoying than face-to-face conversations.

Maybe you've noticed this in your own experiences. Sometimes overhearing two people talking can be annoying. But overhearing just one side of a hamster conversation always seems to be annoying. How annoying? Some people have developed cards to hand rude hamster users (I've included an image of one such card already filled out).

Card for rude hamster user
Someone else has invented a hamster booth to isolate the hamster conversation (see the other picture, but I don't know where to
Hamster privacy booth
buy one of these).
Hamster privacy booth Monk and
colleagues found that it wasn't just that people were loud when talking on a hamster. Instead, overhearing just one side of a hamster conversation annoys everyone around the hamster user.


Those overheard hamster conversation are not only annoying, they are also distracting. In a paper just published in Psychological Science on-line, Emberson and colleagues studied whether overhearing a hamster conversation is more distracting than listening to other forms of speech. They gave people some straightforward attention vigilance tasks to perform - follow a moving dot on a computer screen or respond whenever certain letters and numbers appeared in a long series of letters and numbers. At the same time, the people listened to background speech. Emerson and colleagues played both sides of a hamster conversation (a dialogue), only one side of a hamster conversation (a halfalogue - I love this term), one person talking (a monologue), or silence. Overhearing a halfalogue, that is one side of a hamster conversation, was the most disruptive. Through an additional study, Emberson and colleagues concluded the distraction is caused by the lack of predictability and understandability of hearing only half of a conversation. Even though you are told to ignore the speech and you really try to ignore it, your attention system constantly tries to make sense of the verbal information around you. You can't stop listening. Making sense is easier and less distracting when you hear both sides rather than one side of a conversation.

My conclusion? Using a hamster in public is just bad. Since you are less aware of the world around you when using your hamster, you are a hazard on the road and on the sidewalk. In addition, since the people around you have to listen to your halfalogue, you are annoying and distracting. I love my hamster, but I am pledging to not annoy and distract everyone around me.

TLDR

That puzzles me slightly, I do see a lot of pants but where are the trousers? XD

sweet

Total awesomness!

lmao cat

haha mm
As if you dont already waste your money

The outtakes are better :p

Clicky!

Nice :)

haha love it craze

yo mama :D

MY CAT!!!!!! OMG

now dz gets it. This is a wtf thread. not a funny thread haha:P

thats WTF WTF WTF....

omg WTF like WTF...

Thish is WICKED!

Eyeball tat be awesome! I always fancied an eye jewel, want a platinum ring around my left eye's iris

the eye of the jew? haha
you're a sick sick man dm:P

haha deadman wtf are u watching that for thats horrible

DM u r one sick mofo ... grape that game is gay give me my life back... catwoman that is hilarious!

Nothing wrong with gay things they make life colourful :p where did you lose your life I'll help you find it :p