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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight, back to back they face each other, drew their swords and shot each other.

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A plane, halfway over the Atlantic Ocean, is in trouble and needs to get rid of weight as soon as possible otherwise it will crash into the sea. The captain informs the passengers over the intercom and says “Will try to discharge all of the luggage and see if that helps”. 5 minutes later the captain sadly must inform the passengers that the latter has not helped. He informs the passengers of his inevitable decision; “This is horrible, but in order for some of us to survive, some of you to bail the aircraft. Having no parachutes, we’re going to do this as fair and just as possible, so we’re going to do this alphabetically”. He then starts picking out the unlucky ones; “Will all the AFRICANS kindly stand up and go towards the back of the aircraft”. No one gets up. He continues; “Will all the BLACK people kindly stand up and go towards the back of the aircraft”. Still no one gets up. Finally; “Will all the COLOURED people kindly stand up and go towards the back of the aircraft”. Way back in the plane an African father and son sits in silence. The son asks his father; “Father, haven’t you thought us that we’re supposed to be proud of whom we are and where we come from”? The father replies; “That’s correct, son, that’s what I’ve thought you. But today, today we’re NIGGERS”.

Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the
audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice with a deep and sharp Scottish accent from the crowd pierced the silence... "Well, foockin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!"

Bump time to show how we act in wartime!

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Time

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DO YOU FART IN BED?

(IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FOR LAUGHING SO HARD, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL PRAY FOR YOU.)

THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS.

THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING
LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR.

EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T.STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT.

THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT.THEN ONE THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER.

SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC
WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS SHORTS

SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUAL TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AND THE SOUND OF
FRANTIC FOOT STEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATH ROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS OF TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOTTEN HIM BACK PRETTY GOOD..

ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRS IN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS FACE. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER.

HE SAID, 'HONEY YOU WERE RIGHT. ALL THESE YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU.'

'WHAT DO YOU MEAN?' ASKED HIS WIFE.

'WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED.BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS. I THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN.

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the woman in that story was me...

omg... that didnt end how i thought it was going too

I did the way i thought it would, since I already knew it :p

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It's that time of the year. Bump time!

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wtf you doing here stein?!

bumping the thread ofc.

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Easy now, premature raisin, easy now.

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whoopsy :P

damn it grape, im gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you.

did you say something, grape?

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