[06:09] <+[ND]Balor> oh no
[06:09] <+[ND]Balor> i'm in trouble
[06:10] <t-dub> balor what is going on
[06:10] <t-dub> im here to protect
[06:10] <+DragonKing> balor sucks
[06:10] * @Cat gives t-dub a Big PuddyTat Hug mwuah
[06:10] <+DragonKing> he still hasnt gotten rid of the stigma of being a HC
[06:10] <+[ND]Balor> if we aren't a top 25 gal dk and cat are kicking me out of ND
[06:10] <t-dub> awwww
[06:11] <+DragonKing> balor
[06:11] <+DragonKing> get serious
[06:11] <+DragonKing> we arnt kicking you from ND
[06:11] <t-dub> so a lot of pressure on me eh
[06:11] <+DragonKing> we are kicking you for real:P
[06:11] <+[ND]Balor> hollah!
[06:11] <+DragonKing> until you are lying on the floor
[06:11] <+DragonKing> then cat is going to make you her house slave
[06:12] <t-dub> its not going to matter
[06:12] <t-dub> we will be top 20
[06:12] <t-dub> 10 i mean
[06:12] <+[ND]Balor> yeah
[06:12] <+[ND]Balor> america ftw!
[06:12] <+[ND]Balor> we're calling our gal AMERICA!
[06:12] <+DragonKing> so day time attacks then:P
[06:12] <+[ND]Balor> and are all gonna be named George W Bush
[06:12] <t-dub> yeah go america
[06:12] <+DragonKing> i personally feel my gal with 3 DCs will do better
[06:12] <t-dub> so we will win then right
[06:12] <@Cat> id not throw u out balor
[06:13] <@Cat> ive put up with ur inactive planet too many rounds:P
[06:13] <+[ND]Balor> we automatically win
[06:13] <+[ND]Balor> haha
[06:13] <+DragonKing> would you throw him down on the bed and make him your bitch then cat?
[06:13] <@Cat> brb
[06:13] <t-dub> well we want that DK
[06:13] <+DragonKing> how do you figure u win balor:P
[06:13] <+[ND]Balor> 3 dcs in one gal? sounds like a mess waiting to happen
[06:14] <+[ND]Balor> DK: George W Bush won every war he started
[06:14] <+DragonKing> my gal gets def:P
[06:14] <+DragonKing> your gal gets none
[06:14] <+[ND]Balor> we probably won't need it... no one has the balls to attack america
[06:14] <+DragonKing> how about me make a friendly bet
[06:14] <+DragonKing> gal that finishes lower
[06:15] <+DragonKing> has to buy credits for top gal next round:P
[06:15] <+[ND]Balor> ok
[06:16] <+DragonKing> Aries
[06:16] <+DragonKing> you get a free round next round hun
[06:16] <+DragonKing> balors B team is playing for it
[06:16] <Aries> lol ok
[06:17] <+DragonKing> all we have to do is rank higher than them
[06:17] <+DragonKing> so as long as we are all still breathing by end of round:P
[06:21] <t-dub> time to have my gal hit all of DK's gal m8s
[06:21] <t-dub> ;)
[06:23] <t-dub> this american gal has real life satellites on you guys and could kill you all with a button....soooo i think we got this one
[06:23] <t-dub> :D
[06:24] <+DragonKing> you think you could hit a planet in my gal?
[06:24] <+DragonKing> with me DCing?
[06:24] <t-dub> then i guess we will have to go with the real life death part :/
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[06:24] <+DragonKing> lool i think your gal mate just ran away:P
[06:25] <t-dub> hes pissed
[06:25] <+[ND]Balor> i had to go karate chop a tree in half
[06:25] <+DragonKing> maybe go look who won DC of the round for the last 2 rounds ;)
[06:25] <+DragonKing> and who will win it this round
[06:25] <+[ND]Balor> who counts the votes?
[06:26] <+DragonKing> so admiting you are cheating now balor
[06:26] <+DragonKing> see cat that is why you didnt get HC:P
[06:26] <+[ND]Balor> lol if i had to fix it would i have picked stein?
[06:27] <t-dub> rather cheat the vote then say you have 3 DC's and say you will get all the def ;)
[06:27] <+DragonKing> ofc we wont get all the ally def
[06:27] <t-dub> haha
[06:27] <t-dub> balor
[06:27] <+DragonKing> just all the ally def going to your gal:P
[06:27] <t-dub> watch us suck but have elviz in gal
[06:27] <t-dub> ;)
[06:27] <+[ND]Balor> we'll just have huge defprio
[06:27] <+[ND]Balor> from defending all the time
[06:28] <t-dub> yeah
[06:28] <t-dub> then they wont get any
[06:28] <+[ND]Balor> so people will know youre cheating us def
[06:28] <t-dub> in theory
[06:28] <t-dub> yea
[06:28] <+DragonKing> and ofc you have to rember
[06:28] <t-dub> then goes the dc of the round
[06:28] <+[ND]Balor> the people will rise up
[06:28] <+DragonKing> even if you do win
[06:28] <+[ND]Balor> and conquer
[06:28] <+DragonKing> you have spent all your time
[06:28] <+DragonKing> 3 guys
[06:28] <t-dub> wat
[06:28] <+DragonKing> we have Aries
[06:28] <+DragonKing> :P
[06:29] <t-dub> but im married to Cat
[06:29] <t-dub> sooo
[06:29] <+DragonKing> not in your gal
[06:29] <+[ND]Balor> and we're american so we're content
[06:29] <t-dub> haha
[06:29] <+[ND]Balor> with who we are
[06:29] <+[ND]Balor> without women
[06:29] <t-dub> we can do anything here
[06:29] <Aries> lol
[06:29] <t-dub> and not be looked down on
[06:29] <+[ND]Balor> if i wanted to build a roller coaster tomorrow i bet i could
[06:29] <t-dub> Aries was our friend first
[06:29] <t-dub> ;)
[06:29] <+[ND]Balor> because i'm an american
[06:29] <t-dub> HAHAHA
[06:29] <Aries> dont be so sure about that t-dub :)
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[06:30] <t-dub> someone get that man a humor point
[06:30] <+DragonKing> .h Aries
[06:30] -Eos- aries has been given 1 humor_points
[06:30] <t-dub> no
[06:30] <t-dub> balo
[06:30] <t-dub> r
[06:30] <t-dub> get balor one
[06:30] <Aries> rofl
[06:30] <Aries> epic fail
[06:30] <t-dub> balor fix this
[06:30] <+DragonKing> didnt see balor say anything funny:P
[06:30] <t-dub> hmm
[06:31] <Aries> someone forgot to mention that american males are safely enveloped in their delusions of superiority
[06:31] <t-dub> nah
[06:31] <t-dub> when its true
[06:31] <Aries> when its really the american women who are the brains behind every good man :)
[06:31] <t-dub> what can you say?
[06:31] <t-dub> oh
[06:31] <t-dub> well duh
[06:31] <+DragonKing> very true amber
[06:31] <t-dub> but all women are liars here
[06:31] <+DragonKing> and i have the benefit of not being an american man
[06:32] <+DragonKing> so you can be vex brain
[06:32] <t-dub> yeah but on the list it goes #1 american woman #2 american man
[06:32] <+DragonKing> and that means we have a two to zero advantage in the brain depatment
[06:32] <t-dub> were just that good
[06:32] <+[ND]Balor> america!!!!
[06:32] <t-dub> in america
[06:32] <Aries> lol dk isnt an american man
[06:32] <t-dub> i know
[06:32] <t-dub> he is lesser
[06:33] <t-dub> #6
[06:33] <t-dub> ish
[06:33] <+DragonKing> oh pls
[06:33] <+[ND]Balor> lol
[06:33] <Aries> you forgot to mention that european men are almost as good as american women and better than american men :)
[06:33] <+DragonKing> i am more than a match for any of you
[06:33] <t-dub> almost eh
[06:33] <Aries> american women still reign supreme
[06:33] <+DragonKing> we cant play with our own big boobs all day
[06:34] <+DragonKing> unlike american men and women
[06:34] <+DragonKing> hence almost as good
[06:34] <+[ND]Balor> .addquote <Aries> lol dk isnt an american man <t-dub> i know <t-dub> he is lesser <t-dub> #6 <t-dub> ish
[06:34] <t-dub> men have big boobs there?
[06:34] <t-dub> eww
[06:34] <t-dub> woot
[06:34] <+[ND]Balor> ~quote 4718
[06:34] <@Eos> Quote 4718 of 4718: <Aries> lol dk isnt an american man <t-dub> i know <t-dub> he is lesser <t-dub> #6 <t-dub> ish
[06:35] <t-dub> after america....is there another country balor?
[06:35] <t-dub> like in the world
[06:35] <+[ND]Balor> not that i can think of
[06:35] <t-dub> if you had to tier the countries
[06:36] <t-dub> #1 america
[06:36] <t-dub> #2
[06:36] <t-dub> #3
[06:36] <t-dub> #4
[06:36] <t-dub> #5
[06:36] <t-dub> #6 china
[06:36] <t-dub> #7 other
[06:36] <Aries> yeah but you see, it takes two american men to compare to the brains and ingenuity of one american female
[06:36] <Aries> therefore it takes both of you just to compare to me :)
[06:36] <Aries> and we have one and a half of me :)
[06:36] <t-dub> we have 3 americans though
[06:36] <+DragonKing> 2 american men worth one american woman
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[06:37] <+[ND]Balor> yeah in the slave trades DK
[06:37] <+[ND]Balor> everyone knows that
[06:37] <+[ND]Balor> they teach it in gradeschool
[06:37] <+DragonKing> so aries matches stops you both
[06:37] <+DragonKing> vex stops kar
[06:37] <+DragonKing> and i am just the winning edge
[06:37] <Aries> and we still have a dragon :)
[06:37] <t-dub> dragons age?
[06:37] <t-dub> good idea
[06:37] <+[ND]Balor> yeah!
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[06:38] <t-dub> hey im just telling you america is the bet
[06:38] <t-dub> best
[06:38] <t-dub> by far
[06:38] <t-dub> thats it
[06:38] <+DragonKing> lets see who is still standing by end of the round
[06:38] <+[ND]Balor> i usually play sitting down
[06:38] <t-dub> same
[06:38] <+DragonKing> see fail
[06:38] <+DragonKing> cant even play standing up
[06:38] <t-dub> we can
[06:38] <t-dub> its just stupid
[06:38] <+DragonKing> or possibly cant stand up anymore
[06:39] <t-dub> wat?
[06:39] * +DragonKing sends balor and t-dub wheelchairs
[06:39] <Aries> lol
[06:39] <+[ND]Balor> that'd rock
[06:39] <+[ND]Balor> less walking
[06:39] <t-dub> idd
[06:39] <+[ND]Balor> keep my legs rested
[06:39] <+DragonKing> got to love that
[06:39] <+[ND]Balor> for kicking the worlds ass
[06:39] * Aries drives north and steals the wheelchairs and hides them
[06:39] <t-dub> hahahaha
[06:39] <+DragonKing> america is the best wooo hooo
[06:39] <t-dub> i love you balor
[06:40] <+[ND]Balor> =D
[06:40] <+DragonKing> but england has free and better health care:P
[06:40] <t-dub> luckily aries this is america
[06:40] <+[ND]Balor> better?
[06:40] <t-dub> we can get other chairs
[06:40] <+[ND]Balor> you guys dont even have Dr. House
[06:40] <t-dub> true
[06:40] <Aries> it will only cost you an arm and a leg
[06:40] <+[ND]Balor> he is the best diagnostician in the world
[06:40] <t-dub> well i dont need that legg
[06:40] <t-dub> leg
[06:40] <+DragonKing> if you didnt know he is british
[06:40] <t-dub> yeah and he moved here
[06:40] <Aries> rofl i knew that one was coming
[06:40] <t-dub> cause it sucked
[06:40] <+[ND]Balor> no, the character he plays out in public is british
[06:41] <t-dub> hahaha
[06:41] <t-dub> so true
[06:41] <+[ND]Balor> since it's the easiest accent to immitate
[06:41] <t-dub> yeah
[06:41] <+DragonKing> wow
[06:41] <+DragonKing> a step forward in the american man
[06:41] <+DragonKing> Aries get a pic
[06:41] <+DragonKing> american men finally realise everything on TV isnt real
[06:41] <Aries> actually balor, hugh laurie was born in england :)
[06:42] <+DragonKing> evolution in progress
[06:42] <+[ND]Balor> yeah, that is the character house plays in public so people dont ask him to diagnose them everywhere
[06:42] <t-dub> omgsh balor i wanna go to the cowboys staduim and just watch tv
[06:42] <+[ND]Balor> how did you not get that?
[06:42] <+[ND]Balor> yeah t-dub and bring popcorn
[06:42] <+DragonKing> i was wrong apprently
[06:42] <t-dub> yeah like TO told me too
[06:43] <+DragonKing> american men really are that dumb
[06:43] <t-dub> apparently
[06:43] <t-dub> *
[06:43] <+DragonKing> its sad american women got the looks the sense of humour the brains
[06:43] <t-dub> there is no u in humor
[06:43] <Aries> there isnt?
[06:43] <+DragonKing> you guys really did end bottom of the gene pool
[06:43] <+DragonKing> there is actually in proper english
[06:44] <t-dub> judge not
[06:44] <Aries> looks to me like you spelled it with a U too t-dub
[06:44] <t-dub> haha
[06:44] <+[ND]Balor> 'proper english'
[06:44] <+DragonKing> epic fail for t-dub
[06:44] <t-dub> there are not 2 u's silly
[06:44] <+DragonKing> .h Aries
[06:44] -Eos- aries has been given 1 humor_points
[06:44] <t-dub> you generous on those humor points there
[06:44] <t-dub> your
[06:44] <Aries> and dk, you forgot to mention that american women also got the common sense
[06:44] <+DragonKing> true enough
[06:44] <Aries> its you're
[06:44] <+DragonKing> your right t-dub i should balance it out
[06:45] <Aries> if you really want to go into a grammar lesson :)
[06:45] <+DragonKing> .h t-dub -1
[06:45] -Eos- No hit, maybe spelling mistake, or add % as wildcard
[06:45] <+DragonKing> there we go
[06:45] <t-dub> i suck at grammar
[06:45] <t-dub> thats dk
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[06:45] <t-dub> thanks
[06:45] <t-dub> i mean
[06:45] <Aries> dont worry, i harass dk about his as well
[06:45] <+DragonKing> anyway i get a free round next round
[06:46] <t-dub> why?
[06:46] <+DragonKing> and i think vex will like that
[06:46] <+DragonKing> well balor accpeted a bet
[06:46] <t-dub> eh?
[06:46] <+DragonKing> you guys are playing for our next round:P
[06:46] <t-dub> hahahaha
[06:46] <t-dub> right
[06:47] <+DragonKing> all we have to do is beat you
[06:47] <+DragonKing> so we have already won:P
[06:47] <t-dub> sure
[06:47] <t-dub> we have all the money in america so who cares
[06:47] <+[ND]Balor> sounds like something the redcoats said before the revolutionary war!
[06:47] <t-dub> yeah true balor
[06:48] <+DragonKing> remind me of somthing
[06:48] <+DragonKing> what language do you speak
[06:48] <+DragonKing> english isnt it?
[06:48] <t-dub> american
[06:48] <+[ND]Balor> American
[06:48] <t-dub> yea
[06:49] <+DragonKing> and your flag red white and blue?
[06:49] <+DragonKing> cities like newyork
[06:49] <+DragonKing> places like new england
[06:49] <+[ND]Balor> yeah! america is newer and better!
[06:49] <+DragonKing> you won the war then kept the chains on:P
[06:49] <t-dub> yeah the same flag we planted on european soil while we saved your ass in WW2
[06:49] <+[ND]Balor> YEAH!
[06:50] <+DragonKing> saved our asses
[06:50] <t-dub> you owe us so many credits its unreal
[06:50] <+[ND]Balor> you're lucky we're not the only ones speaking english
[06:50] <+[ND]Balor> you'd be speaking german!
[06:50] <+DragonKing> seems to me half the usa fleet was destroyed
[06:50] <t-dub> hahahaha
[06:50] <+DragonKing> cant realy say you had a choice
[06:50] <+[ND]Balor> yeah to save europe from nazis
[06:50] <+DragonKing> i mean in pearl harbour
[06:50] <t-dub> with out america you all die
[06:50] <+[ND]Balor> are you making fun of pearl harbor?
[06:50] <@Cat> oh dear
[06:51] <+[ND]Balor> where civillians were murdered
[06:51] <+DragonKing> let me just remind you of one thing on great american men
[06:51] <t-dub> yeah
[06:51] <t-dub> thats low
[06:51] <+[ND]Balor> by the japanese who later made up for it with nintendo
[06:51] <+[ND]Balor> as an apology to the usa
[06:51] <t-dub> hahaha
[06:51] <t-dub> yeah
[06:51] <t-dub> oh so sorry prease
[06:51] <t-dub> here is a nintendo prease
[06:51] <+[ND]Balor> lol
[06:51] <+DragonKing> it was american women not europian women who invented the vibraor the dildo and the rabbit:P
[06:51] <t-dub> so
[06:51] <t-dub> ...
[06:52] <+DragonKing> seems like you couldnt satisfy in the bed room maybe?
[06:52] <+[ND]Balor> yeah because we got sick of their whining so we just jerk off
[06:52] <t-dub> idd
[06:52] <+[ND]Balor> and talk about wars we win
[06:52] <+[ND]Balor> and drink
[06:52] <t-dub> yup
[06:52] <t-dub> and no one says thank you
[06:52] <+DragonKing> there is a name for men who perfer to touch themselves than let women touch them
[06:52] <+DragonKing> gay
[06:52] <Aries> in 50 years or so men will be obsolete anyway
[06:53] <+[ND]Balor> so there wont be a president anymore?
[06:53] <t-dub> we accept all kinds in america
[06:53] <Aries> we can already have kids without men, we dont need you to provide for us, and we dont need you for sex
[06:53] <t-dub> purse fight wars
[06:53] <Aries> so what else are men good for than to sit around and whine to the wife
[06:53] <t-dub> sounds like a good tv show
[06:53] <+[ND]Balor> you can't create sperm artificially, and you can't be presidents
[06:53] <+[ND]Balor> so you're in trouble
[06:53] <t-dub> or pope
[06:53] <t-dub> pope is important
[06:54] <t-dub> ;)
[06:54] <Aries> women can be president
[06:54] <+[ND]Balor> plus we could just shut down E!News and you wouldn't have a way to communicate
[06:54] <+DragonKing> she means just american men balor
[06:54] <Aries> there is no law saying we cant be
[06:54] <t-dub> hahahaha
[06:54] <+DragonKing> they can import sperm from england
[06:54] <t-dub> E!News HAHAHAHA
[06:54] <t-dub> FFS
[06:54] <+DragonKing> seeing they can handle the econamy much better anyway
[06:54] <t-dub> luckily if my sides split from laughter i will have the best docters in the world
[06:55] <+DragonKing> why you going to japan t-dub?
[06:55] <+[ND]Balor> and the best meds in the world
[06:55] <t-dub> and sexiest nurses
[06:55] <+DragonKing> of maybe switzanland then
[06:55] <t-dub> i like how people always try to bring the best down
[06:55] <+[ND]Balor> switzanland?
[06:55] <+DragonKing> sexisest nurses now australia
[06:56] <t-dub> i dated a nurse....that bitch
[06:56] <t-dub> sorry thats not fair
[06:56] <t-dub> but fs
[06:56] <+DragonKing> yes t-dub maybe you and balor should stop bringing the best down and leave me and aries on high
[06:56] <t-dub> but we already clarified its impossible for you to be the best
[06:57] <+DragonKing> did we?
[06:57] <+[ND]Balor> yeah we're american
[06:57] <t-dub> your to stubborn to admit it
[06:57] <t-dub> yea
[06:57] <t-dub> american
[06:57] <+DragonKing> i thought we already clarifed that american women were better than american man
[06:57] <t-dub> how many times have they ran the country?/
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[06:58] <Aries> actually quite a few of the most successful presidents were following the "suggestion" of the first lady
[06:58] <+[ND]Balor> yeah we're busy inventing and running the best country
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[06:58] <+DragonKing> my far the best american presidant was cliton
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[06:59] <+DragonKing> and her husband bill
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[06:59] <+[ND]Balor> he was busy
[06:59] <Aries> yeah inventing more tools of war
[06:59] <+[ND]Balor> to keep the brits on their toes
[06:59] <Aries> which wouldnt be necessary if there was a woman in charge
[07:00] <+[ND]Balor> except every few weeks, huh?
[07:00] <t-dub> HAHAHAHA
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[07:00] <@Auto|GPRS> .addquote [07:53] <Aries> we can already have kids without men, we dont need you to provide for us, and we dont need you for sex [07:53] <Aries> so what else are men good for than to sit around and whine to the wife [07:53] <[ND]Balor> you can't create sperm artificially, and you can't be presidents [07:53] <DragonKing> she means just american men balor [07:54] <DragonKing> they can import sperm from england
[07:00] <t-dub> seriously there will never be world peace
[07:00] <t-dub> ever
[07:00] <t-dub> men women
[07:00] <t-dub> doesnt matter
[07:00] <Aries> as we know how to negotiate
[07:01] <t-dub> there will always be racism and people who wont understand other religions
[07:01] <Aries> not to mention that the male leaders of the other countries will either a)fall at our feet or b)cower in fear of us on PMS
[07:03] <+DragonKing> if there was a woman president
[07:03] <+DragonKing> therre would be no war on drugs
[07:03] <+DragonKing> or war on terror
[07:04] <+DragonKing> there would just be a depleation of the nuclear arsenal once every month
[07:04] <+[ND]Balor> DK dont tell them what to do
[07:05] <+[ND]Balor> they have no idea
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[07:07] <t-dub> Balor did you decide on race
[07:07] <t-dub> or sign up yet?
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[07:10] <+DragonKing> good start to your Gal:)